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The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017
Related Words
1.taken ;Have a b/f or g/f
GUy:Hey ma, you cuffed?
Girl:Yea, i got my boo
cuffed by Muse May 13, 2005

cuffed up 

to been in a relationship or flirtationship in other words to have a man or a girl
guy:u gotta a man?
girl:yea
guy:ewww u all " cuffed up"
cuffed up by ladii3nvii August 19, 2008

Beer cuffed 

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
Beer cuffed by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
To be talking to someone and not looking for outside hookups
Yo tryna go to the party this weekend there’s hella girls.

Nah man I’m cuffed
Cuffed by Writer456 March 20, 2018
Cuffem is a very handsome young man.He likes to eat.
Guy 1:Do you watch cuffem on twitch

Guy 2:yeah,the cute one ?
Cuffem by TyDropEmOff January 13, 2021