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Irish slang for Someone who does not pay their staff or debts and keeps closing down businesses and moving from town to town.

Liar, cheat, conman, gangster
I'm not buying anything off him hes a pure cuffe, he never got paid the guy he was working for was a pure cuffe
Cuffe by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019
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A dishonest backstreet mechanic.

Someone who lies about their level of training and expertise to extract money from the unsuspecting customer.
A rogue trader/businessman
That guy is a pure cuffe, what a cuffe, the world is gone to cuffe
Cuffe by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019
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Irish slang for a dishonest businessman, an amatuer or inexperienced tradesman passing himself off as a professional, a conman or cheat, rogue trader, someone who engages in dishonest practices to cheat unsuspecting members of the public out of their money, someone who Carries out substandard or shoddy work for a premium price, a notorious liar, faux businessman.
"To do a cuffe on it", "that fella is a pure cuffe", "he's not a businessman he's a cuffe", "he's worse than cuffe telling lies", "the world is full of cuffes".
Cuffe by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019
I fat blob like object that think it can speak spanish but can't.
To stay alive it eats the souls of little kittens.
Doesnt no how to teach suck balls dies die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die but it wnt
Hoze:I hate the Cuffe object in my class
Retarted Emo Child: KILL IT
Cuffe by Gooingz February 15, 2009

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.
Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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