Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 02, 2025
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grab them fuckin cuffs

when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"
ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"
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Grab them fuckin cuffs

when he asks you to "grab them fuckin cuffs" while hitting it from the back but you have no time bc he nuts so fast
by duppieeeee October 04, 2022
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Cuff Fucking

When an individual dates another with the intention to use them for sex and create a false sense of emotional connection.
Tyler was Cuff Fucking me and made me feel like shit, he didn’t even care about how i felt, he just wanted sex.
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snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff
'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'
by whiskey fingers October 03, 2008
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snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff
'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'
by whiskey fingers October 03, 2008
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