Cubans are Loud brown or pale people in which originally came from Cuba, Then fleeing to South Florida in a raft or inner tube. The males think that they are ''Macho-Men'' and accuse other individuals (other men) for being ''Pussies'' or most commonly ''Gay'', When in fact, they are not.
Cuban Women too, are Loud, and spend most time cleaning, cooking, and watching Hispanic television such as Univision or Telemundo. They wear ridiculously huge hoop earrings, colorful make-up, and tight bright clothing with sneakers or sandals including tied hair in a bun.
In Florida, 98% of Cubans and Cuban-Americans are found in Hialeah, were you can find cheap Cuban stores such as Valsan, and find cheap Cuban styled clothing at a pathetically low price. Dollar stores are at every corner, and traffic is non-stop.
Cubans have a religion that is mainly of raising and sacrificing animals such as smelly chicken or goat, and having an outrageous amount of stone ''gods'' in one room that includes rotting fruits, animal limbs, cake, candy, Machetes, a Virgin Mary statue, a San Lazaro statue, Poker cards and other ridiculous objects that churn your stomach when put altogether in one small room or corner.
(This information does not apply to every Cuban, Obviously. Just the majority)
Cuban male: OYEE!! QUE BOLA, MENG!
Individual: Yep, He's Cuban.
Me: I hate my Dad.
Me: Cuz' He's cuban.
Freind: Oh Duh.
Cuban female: EEYY!! WHYY DEED YOU CHANGE DEE CHANNEL FOOR?! I WA' WATCHING CASO CERADO!
Individual: That's trash.
Cuban male: OYE MENG! STOP BEENG SOOCH A GAY!
Individual: Who the fuck invited him?
Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.
A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.
Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban
cubans are the people who write the definitions for the word cuban on this very site, but only put the good things about cubans and not the bad. they are cocky, in general.yes, they cant be all bad people, but they are not the shiznit. they are just as good as the dominicans and the puerto ricans, except they are better at throwing parties. even though they can really talk loudly.
the dominicans rule at baseball!!! they are the shiznit. cubans rule at rapping. were equal, and i dont give a shit about p.r.'s, its not that i think their crappy, its just that i dont know shit about puerto ricans.
long distance swimmers
Miami Fl, 6:30a.m...
Its a fish! Its a boat! No its a cuban!
A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.
A tool: Yo, i got some cubans!
Everyone Else: YO, sweet, lets hit em!
One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.
I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.