Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."
by Chaz Mickaels November 24, 2008
Eldritch karmic payback. A situation one should avoid at all costs, lest you risk your very soul. The cosmic equivalent of a can of whup ass. Derived from the bags of Cthulhu figurines sold to board gamers..
When the Oregon Tea Party stole the Anonymous slogan, they unleashed a big bag of Cthulhu.... Their websites will never be the same.
by Chetmo August 11, 2010
by Ldymaul November 4, 2020
A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.
Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"
CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"
CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"
by MITFroshling#1 December 12, 2010
When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.
by Cthulhureceiver November 30, 2019
The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 30, 2019
All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
by M3m3M4ch1n3 May 14, 2018