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A fat loser, who thinks she's smarter than everyone else. She's very poor, and lives in a shithole.
Person 1 : wow, look at mary, she's such a fat bitch.
Person 2 : LOL, yea. What a Crystal Mather.
by i thought i was your friend. January 08, 2012
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