Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

by NY's finest September 12, 2013

cryptorchid

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

cryptorchid

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness

JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.

by donjay March 7, 2017

Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

cryptorchidism

Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.

Unfortunately, Paul DeJulio was diagnosed with cryptorchidism during his routine checkup, and he may need to undergo surgery to correct the condition and ensure the healthy development of his testicles.

by edpo February 16, 2023