Cryoturd Share definition Flag Frozen fecal material, preferably one large log, and used for nefarious purposes. Bob jammed a cryoturd into the vehicle's tailpipe and thought to himself "Revenge is a turd served cold and then rapidly reheated". Cryoturd by Coraline Mae September 26, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Cryoturd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
