Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

crunkity

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.

Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.

by ridgeraccoon December 17, 2009

crunkitis

similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol

Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."

by Crunkmasterflex March 24, 2010