Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

Cruffin

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin.

I could really use a cruffin, after I finish my croissant and my muffin yo!

by zomboy arts February 17, 2019

Cruffin

A Cruffin is a hybrid word combining both crotch and muffin (muffin and extension of muff, meaning vagina).

Example:

Man/woman1: that girl I was with last night had the sweetest little cruffin.
Man/woman2: you eat that?
Man/woman1: hell yeah

by Slimjimelbowdrop June 1, 2022

Cruffin

A Cranberry Muffin often associated closely with monkeys muffins and the greek word for a male deers ear lobe, crunky

Dude Cruffins are the best food in the world

by The Triple M Board Of Leaders July 27, 2008