Crudes

Crudes are basically a proactive or suggestive photo of your girl or boyfriend. Not to get confused with full on nudes, crudes are HALF naked photos. If it is a boy, they would be in their boxers. And a girl, in their bra and panties.

Hey, baby. Send crudes, I wanna see you in your new bra~

by AlienKun14 October 22, 2018

crude out

verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.

crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."

by E-Dubs June 1, 2006

crude carrier

A pickup truck carrying a number of frat boys in the bed.

On the way to class, I was almost run over by a crude carrier of frat guys.

by fratastic1 October 21, 2011

Pumping crude

Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.

Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...

by Freakish_dong July 21, 2020

Crude Brew

A substance that contains 2 or more liquids that is unauthorized that is illegally brewed and is not processed.

Crude Brew is a common sight at our table

by WeirdPerson746 May 2, 2023

crude language

The usage of profanity that is considered to be highly rude, offensive, and/or degrading; usually directed towards a specific group or individual.

At the bachelor party, my neighbor's friend used very disrespectful and crude language towards his fiancee.

by Dictionary754 July 18, 2014

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood November 14, 2007