Crowter

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A genuine,reliable person who gives the impression that they worry a lot.
Never rely on this person to reach for high up objects.
Keep your distance when following whilst driving,especially at roundabouts.

Crowters have been known to fall off loft ladders whilst looking for their porn stash(sorry that should be TV aerial cable)in the attic,resulting in broken limbs.

Crowter by Slides65 February 7, 2010

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crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

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Crowter • crowther • crowder • Crowler • Crofter • Crowdered • Crowder’s Law • crowner • Crowser • crowster

Daniel Crofter Effect

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Daniel Crofter Effect by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020

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crowtein

A essential meganutrient found in crows' eggs. Somewhat similar to protein, but far more extreme. Its ultimate powers are unlocked when combined with vodka and full-fat dairy products.

-Hey, bro, you're looking ripped like a bodyguard. What's your secret?
-I've been slamming crowtein-packed Fight Milk erryday Now I fight with the ferocity of 50 crows!!

crowtein by WolfCola March 2, 2017

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Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

Crowder chowder by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

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Hunter Crowder

A Hunter Crowder is a term used by online gamers.The Hunter Crowder or the HC is constantly is doing anything to get attention. One that will not shut up, seems to always be making a noise. A gamer that always will "team kill". See Bad Kid, or BK.

For example. Hunter Crowder:(in a high pitch voice) shut the hell up you little faggot.

Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything

Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.

TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.

Hunter Crowder by An annoyed gamer December 27, 2010

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Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.

Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!

Steven Crowder by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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