Candy Crowley

Squeezing Hot Fresh Jelly Filled Donuts in a Fat Girls Ass.

I so want to go home tonight and do a Candy Crowley with my oversized girl friend.

by ButtGravy July 17, 2010

Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 2, 2023

A creative way of killing someone without using a weapon.

"I was watching Hatchet last night and saw everybody get crowleyed! It was so bloody."

by Quickwiththoughts February 20, 2022

To have anal sex on the first date in ritual setting

“Hey Bill, how did that date go with Mary last night?” “Oh it went good, took her to the sanctum and gave her a Crowley!”

by inshaallahobama January 9, 2022

For a Crowley no one knows your first name, just your last. You eat gas station sushi and oysters from a Chinese buffet.

Did you see that Crowley order oysters from Shan's? Wow what a Crowley.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 27, 2022

by Dickblink2& August 28, 2020

The headmaster at Night Raven College, so hot you might even want to call him master

Person 1: Dude Dire Crowley has such a fat ass
Person 2: real

by Paaedk. February 21, 2023