Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.
Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"
by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009
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