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The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.
Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.
by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010

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