Crotchin it 

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

Crotchin it by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

crotching-it by jervis March 3, 2005

liz crouchin it up 

when you know a girl who loves bumping uglies with many a partner.. this is known as a total whore, slut, bitch, cunt, wench, dick sucke, loves anal.

any guy: (watching a girl gettign fucked) yo man shes liz crouchin it up

liz crouchin it up by brian bobby1 May 11, 2008