Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.
"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."
by Kuyo January 14, 2010
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crotch beard

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.
by Sjman March 06, 2009
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