This is when you make a conscience decision to use Heinz ketchup as a lubricant and masterbate. You then ejaculate in your own hand and eat it. Your mother's premenstrual fluids can be substituted for Heinz ketchup.
After Malkin got that bullshit goal to win the game ... He instantly went to the locker room and gave himself the sindey crosby!
by Bokschau April 18, 2009
The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache
by The Abdominator 2 November 3, 2010
by Abberkadabbers January 2, 2010
Sickest white basketball player to come out of the Ville. He is only 5' 9" but plays like he is 6' 11". With smooth handles and great foot work. He Has great finishes. Can rebound, shot, pass, and even dunk. He is predicted to go No. 1 in the 2012 NBA Draft.
" yo did you see Tyler Crosby playing at jc last night?"- Sam white
" yeah hes a god"- Colton Radtke
" I know hes the next White Kobe"- Alex cupples
" Yeah his Game got nice boi boi" - Dylan Gergen
" yeah hes a god"- Colton Radtke
" I know hes the next White Kobe"- Alex cupples
" Yeah his Game got nice boi boi" - Dylan Gergen
by Flowsidon May 25, 2011
An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
by The Joker in Bruges April 22, 2010
In hockey, a goal that involves more luck than skill. Generally, the player scoring this type of goal has many of these and is percieved to be good.
One example of this is when a shot hits a leg and bounces onto a player's stick, without him having to move. He then one-times the puck into an empty net.
Another example is when a defenseman with the puck loses his edge and the loose puck is picked up by whichever forward happens to be forechecking. He then proceeds with a breakaway.
This type of goal is not to be confused with the rebound goals scored by players like Ryan Smyth, John Leclair and Dennis Savard where the player earns his glory by fighting with the defenseman to screen the goalie.
Because the player for whom this type of goal is named is so popular, this term could be applied to any sport.
One example of this is when a shot hits a leg and bounces onto a player's stick, without him having to move. He then one-times the puck into an empty net.
Another example is when a defenseman with the puck loses his edge and the loose puck is picked up by whichever forward happens to be forechecking. He then proceeds with a breakaway.
This type of goal is not to be confused with the rebound goals scored by players like Ryan Smyth, John Leclair and Dennis Savard where the player earns his glory by fighting with the defenseman to screen the goalie.
Because the player for whom this type of goal is named is so popular, this term could be applied to any sport.
by UDhockey January 12, 2011
Canadian Ice Hockey Player born in Coal Harbor, Nova Scotia. Currently the most popular and well known active hockey player in the NHL. He was drafted 1st overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 2005 entry draft, which was also referred to as the "Sidney Crosby sweepstakes". He has won all of the major NHL awards by the age of 22 (Art Ross, Lester B Pearson, Maurice Richard, Hart, and the Stanley Cup) He is still the youngest player to be named captain at 19 years 9 months and 24 days. He is also the youngest player to have captained a team to win the Stanley Cup. Over all I would say that he is pretty kick ass if you ask me. Look at the information, it speaks for itself
by Crosbeeeeeee February 5, 2011