To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.
Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
by Marijuana_Smoke August 31, 2006
Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.
Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?
by Zios April 26, 2009
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Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.
Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?
Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010
by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005
A crooker is a flat, dry baked food typically made with flour. seasonings, such as salt, flowers, sugar, or cheese, may be added to the dough or sprinkled on top before baking. Crackers are often branded as a nutritious and having a crisp or chewy texture. and is a small sweet round and flat cake
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021