When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
by crooked.frog February 23, 2021
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A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
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daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"
by praisemeimgaysus July 1, 2018
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A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
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Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .
Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
by Flybirl July 15, 2022
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Thats the stuf Zoroku hates
I hate crooked stuff
by nocake June 15, 2017
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