really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede
boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro
by Dumb B!itch June 7, 2022
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Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
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Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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Super Crooks is a superhero anime streaming television series based on the comic book series of the same name by writer Mark Millar and artist Leinil Francis Yu. The series was written by Dai Satō from Millar's story, and it was directed by Motonobu Hori in his solo directorial debut. The 13-episode series premiered on Netflix worldwide on November 25, 2021. It serves as a spin-off to Jupiter's Legacy. In June 2021, a live-action Super Crooks series and second spin-off from the simultaneously-cancelled Jupiter's Legacy was announced to be in active development.2
Guy 1 : have you seen Super Crooks

Guy 2 : No, I actually haven't

Guy 1 : you should totally it's an amazing anime that subverts your expectation with the first & second episode & it feels grounded and doesn't hold your hand and they act like adults
by average jojo fan May 15, 2023
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A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 8, 2023
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Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.
"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."
by Conrad Asshat December 16, 2008
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A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 6, 2021
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