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Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time

Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals

Nosey rosey

Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
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