Cronoid
Cronoid by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009
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conoider
1. To come up with, to create, to configure, or to invent.
2. Can also be used to convey a general understanding of a situation, as in come up with the idea for the understanding of the situation.
2. Can also be used to convey a general understanding of a situation, as in come up with the idea for the understanding of the situation.
chronoid
A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.
A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
coronoid
A person who is in a constant state of fear, panic, worry, paranoia and stress over something that realistically should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier.
coronoid by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020
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Coronoid
A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!
Coronoid by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020
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