Croc Block

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

by juliman November 5, 2012

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 25, 2009

Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

by Marty.R August 5, 2010

croc block

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 27, 2010

Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021