A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.
Valve, remove this, please.
by A poor f2p September 17, 2020
Term used to describe the act of reevaluating your own political ideologies and biases. Ironically, most often used by leftists asserting that someone's opinions are invalid because they did not arrive at the "correct" conclusion.
"Jane doesn't think it's transphobic to not want to date trans people. Rather than discuss this, I told her to self crit or quit."
by eckskayseedee December 12, 2016
A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 29, 2023
A person who is simultaneously impressed by the a definition on urban dictionary for its verbal prowess, creativity, absurdity, humour, etc. and at the same time disgusted or morally outraged by the definition and proceeds to give the def. the thumbs up followed immediately by the thumbs down, just to be fair.
hippy-crit: HAHAHAHAHHAH! The shocker! I've never laughed so hard in my life. Thumbs up! However anal penetration is wrong and not what Jesus would have wanted, so thumbs down.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
People who would rather see the law remain intact to keep somebody who's only criminal offence is getting caught stoned down in the gutter where he belongs.
The only effect prohibition has had for these people is high prices for getting high.
The only effect prohibition has had for these people is high prices for getting high.
by generic_hippie February 24, 2005
hip-ee-krit noun
1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.
2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.
2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
-"Some douche said Bassnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like Umphreys."
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"
-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"
-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
by SL33V3L3SS January 23, 2013
1. A critical strike of the facial region.
2. A hard blow or hit to the facial region.
To be used in video games when one is getting hit for high amounts of damage, or to be used in when a hard blow or strike has been dealt to someones facial region.
2. A hard blow or hit to the facial region.
To be used in video games when one is getting hit for high amounts of damage, or to be used in when a hard blow or strike has been dealt to someones facial region.
Dude 1: Doood, did you see that guy just get nailed in the face?
Dude 2: yeah man! total face crit!
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Gamer: look at taht n00b takin those facecrits
Dude 2: yeah man! total face crit!
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Gamer: look at taht n00b takin those facecrits
by Beauwankkle January 29, 2011