An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 21, 2010
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When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.
Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!
by sXekazerider May 14, 2016
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that space between your balls and your anus
by Fabsux November 17, 2020
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Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.

originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
by cavemannoises August 23, 2022
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When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.
He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?
by glount September 15, 2023
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A mix of "Cringe" and "Hot".
"Bro, have you seen all those E-boys on TikTok? Kinda CRIT, not gonna lie"
by Flintl0ck October 8, 2021
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A crude way of sayingpubic hair”.
Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.
by JohnnieWillis January 10, 2019
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