A witty and at times offensive Salient pesudonym. Has something a cult following, and is infamous around Victoria University.
by Harry B March 28, 2004
Critics, more commonly known as Crickets are a strange breed of humans, feeding off the blood of their victims.
Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.
Devoid of any talent themselves, Crickets sink their fangs into other peoples talent and drain the hapless victim of all skill and self-respect. Crickets sometimes also can be known to try and rebel against their fellows, resulting in bloody and mass wars, often helped by the Fingerlicans or the party in power at the moment.
"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place, come down and masturbate over the corpses"
~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic
~ Ernest Hemingway on being a critic
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.
Jay: Why man arn't you good already?
Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.
Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!
Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
Jay: Why man arn't you good already?
Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.
Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!
Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
by Kentuckysunrise22 June 26, 2010
One of the greatest animated sitcoms ever, that sadly only lived to see two seasons. Created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, two of the head writers of The Simpsons, the series starred Jon Lovitz as Jay Sherman, a fat film critic with very high standards that causes him to give bad reviews to practically every movie he reviews. The series was also known for it's jokes about pop culture, politics, and practically everything else about life back in the mid-90s
The first season aired on ABC in 1994, was cancelled after the end of the season, but picked up by FOX for season 2 in 1995, which saw a rise in viewership, but ultimately ended in cancellation as well (plans for a third season on UPN fell through, though a series of internet shorts were made in 2000).
The first season aired on ABC in 1994, was cancelled after the end of the season, but picked up by FOX for season 2 in 1995, which saw a rise in viewership, but ultimately ended in cancellation as well (plans for a third season on UPN fell through, though a series of internet shorts were made in 2000).
by GaaraoftheDamned December 2, 2012
by AllosaurusFragilis December 21, 2018
"You watch that Lakers game? Kobe scored 50! That's criticial!"
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
"Yo man my girls pregnant" - Dro "Damn that's critical." - Jay
by JAYRMe August 7, 2010
An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.
Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
by Kyothine December 19, 2009