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Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.

Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.

Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.

The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"

"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."

"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"
by Madridista1995 March 09, 2013
 
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.
Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more
by Mike August 23, 2004
 
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To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.
by tehretardedbunny July 14, 2006
 
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Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals
Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling
by lyrical August 03, 2006
 
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Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player

He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
very fit guy that is great @ playin footy
by steph August 31, 2004
 
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one of the best soccer players in the world
i want to be the second cristiano ronaldo.
by manutdrox October 05, 2008
 
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One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
by MyWay. September 22, 2008
 
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Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
Damn, Ronaldo has skill!
by Hellish November 13, 2004