Crispy face Share definition Flag The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin. I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face Crispy face by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Crispy face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch