crispy boi

A word used by couch potato douchebag alcoholics who sit on their ass all day and contribute nothing of value to society.

shaun has been buttchugging crispy bois on the couch all day again...

by masterofyou February 23, 2020

Crispy Boy

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.

1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy

by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018

One Crispy Boi

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.

One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 24, 2018

Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.

You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.

by BASS333 April 13, 2021