To be a complete and utter dobber. particularly when posting on an internet football forum. He likes to suck dick, particularly that of Scottish men named marc.
My mate was being a fanny so i asked him why he was acting like Cripps.
A large error. A mistake with large consequences.
Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.
'Oh no, I've done a right Cripps here.'
'You've Crippsed that up good and propper.'
To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene
Cripps: that person drives like a goat.