criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed

Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !

by Mimijojo March 24, 2021