Crimeboss

Crimeboss is the Master of crime who is able to ingest gratuitous amounts of sugar.
Fueled by Double Gulps, he rocks a stealthy beard. The Silent chin inquirer with mad guitar skills. He is the annihilator of Jif peanut butter who bares the kvlt nail strap of death.

Person 1: 'Man, who's that awsum smoking over there?'

Person 2: 'Dude! He's THE Crimeboss!'

by TatoChickMetalSack October 22, 2009