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Polite Australian abbreviation for "jesus, seriously, you gotta be fucking SHITTING me."
Crikey, look at the size of her tits!
by Nerje June 05, 2003
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True Aussies use it when they're generally suprised or shocked.
TRUE AUSSIE: "CRIKEY!! Shaz another croc has got into the flamin bath tub. Grab the duct tape!!"
by drmeme April 06, 2016
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its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.
john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless
by paul hinton May 05, 2006
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Euphemism for the blasphemy 'Christ kill me!'.

Akin to 'Cor blimey!' (God blind me).

Used when suprised/shocked.
"Crikey! I wasn't expecting that."
by Stainsbod May 26, 2008
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Blimey.

Made famous by Danger Mouse.
by tutash June 06, 2003
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An Australianism or Aussieism made famous by the Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, most normal Aussies do not use this word much at all.
Real words from a Lebanese Australian (in jest)
If our children say Crikey, we beat them.
by Woohzal March 11, 2008
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Used to describe something that is just off the hook.
(while looking at a 15 inch penis)

Crikey! look at that penis!
by Gluon June 06, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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