When a piece of cheese is cut, there is usually a piece significantly larger than the rest, this is the Cridwozzle.
Son to dad: 'Dad! Give me the cridwozzle for once'
Dad to son: 'Son, i'm the man of the house, only i get the cridwozzle'
Dad to son: 'Son, i'm the man of the house, only i get the cridwozzle'
by Loz Cook July 11, 2006