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1. Cretard
Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.
VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.
2. cretard
The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.
It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.
3. Cretard
(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.
Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.
4. cretard
some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.
that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...
5. cretard
Someone who is a cretin and a retard.
Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.
6. Cretard
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
7. cretard
One who is creatively retarded.
Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.
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