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a mythical endangered bird, similar to a Cassowary or Emu.
I held a benefit with many celebrities in attendance to support the CReSwu. Angelina Jolie donated $10,000 and a 200-acre CReSwu sanctuary in Kentucky.
CReSwu by shockrafan September 2, 2009

crestucky 

in relation to Crestview, a place in the panhandle of Forida. a place so country it could only be labeled as CRESTUCKY
" where you from? Shally? F-DUB?"
"nah, i'm from Crestucky!"
crestucky by J4m13 June 11, 2006

Creswell, notts 

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.
I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.
Acronym meaning "Cretins of the World, Unite." Though a custom started by mathematics teachers, it has become a commonplace phenomenon on the Internet through the efforts of amateur linguists. Usage is generally when someone has done something incredibly stupid.
User 1: "Everyone knows Clinton was a Republican."
User 2: "This definitely goes to CREOWUN."
CREOWUN by The Red-Hatted Plumber November 10, 2005

Creswell, Oregon 

A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.
Girl: Heeyy! Let's go party in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!

crewsual 

combination of the words "crew" and "usual", i.e. your normal circle of friends, the people you hang out with on a usual basis.
A: "Yo, who's coming out tonight?"

B: "Me, Jin, Yurij, you know...the crewsual."
crewsual by Jay Claytor November 3, 2007