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The result after eating too much cream. Especially after an extraordinarily large serving of nachos, bread and butter pudding or a cheesymite scroll.
Clive: I'm so full, I could just... Ohh-oh-ohmygod-ohhhhh yeah... Ohhhhh...
Kevin: Dude, did you just creasm?
Clive: Sure did. More nachos?
Kevin: No way man, they're covered in creasm-fluid - gross!
Creasm by creasm_queen September 13, 2010
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Hit and cream 

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)
"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."
Hit and cream by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017

Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.
Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Cream gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men
Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

cock cream 

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.
If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.
cock cream by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Amica Cream 

A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team.
Have you heard of Amica cream? Do you know if she was wearing any Amica cream
Amica Cream by BinaryBlonde May 9, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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