Creamorse

noun The immediate feeling of self-disgust and shame following masturbation in which a person desperately exits out of the porn they have open while trying to avoid living with what they just did.

"I just finished beating it to some interracial midget scat porn and now I'm having some serious creamorse."

Creamorse by Hugo Boris Von Wienerschnitzel December 1, 2014

Job Creators

GOP/Tea Party propaganda term for uber-wealthy Americans. Typically used when Democrats suggest asking America's billionaires and corporate entities to shoulder their fair share of the tax burden.

The thinking is that if you take away any of rich people's $$$, they will stop putting their money back into the economy (aka creating jobs). Unfortunately, these rich fuckers could care less about creating jobs, unless it's cheap overseas labor... and when they don't pay their taxes, America suffers.

What a sec, isn't this whole "job creators" b.s. the same thing Raegan tried to sell us back in the 80s with "trickle-down economics." Ouch, my ass hurts. Somebody get me some Vaseline!

Job Creators by Speedsoto July 11, 2011

Creamers 

An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affordable price, effective alcohol content, and numerous medals (so many). Creamers could potentially stop the spread of AIDS, end world hunger, and prevent overpopulation if more people simply slammed creamers, not bitches. A traditional creamer comes in a shiny aluminum can which adds a touch of class to any social situation; however, creamer bottles have garnered attention at recent formal funtions.

"Yo senn, I just finished my African American Lit class! Want to slam a case of delicious creamers to the face?" - Hovan
"Yeah, I could do a casual-creamer Friday." - Diez

(2.5 Hours & 30 creamers later. LCA 2nd Floor Hallway. Hovan and Diez shirtless and charging each other at full speed.)

"Creamers! Creamers! Creamers!" - Hovan
"Creamers! Creameer! Creamers!" - Diez
"Meats!" - Diez
"Spiced Meats!" - Hovan

Creamers by Loul Dang December 10, 2006

creamofsumyungguy 

The old Waynes World Joke. Has to be said quickly.
Cream of some young guy.

Have you ever had the creamofsumyungguy?

creamofsumyungguy by Ben Davis September 30, 2003

Creemore 

The best Canadian beer, from Creemore, Ontario. Has a pure, refreshing taste like no other. Remember to keep cold.

After drinking terrible beers all week, it's nice to sit down and enjoy an amazingly delicious Creemore.

Creemore by jay myk July 16, 2011

cremorne 

A suburb of Sydney, Australia where only the coolest of the cool people live.
Can sometimes be referred to as cremza, c-morne or the big c

person 1: hey man are you going to Cremorne for nye this year?
person 2: i wish, but i'm just not cool enough

cremorne by cremza-babe January 15, 2008

Sour Creamers 

People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.

Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.

Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."

Sour Creamers by Important Knowledge July 27, 2014