cream of corn

(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn

Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me.

Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?

Smashley: Spitters are quitters.

by Smashley R TR July 12, 2010

creams my corn!

annoys me!

It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!

by marcia farinas January 5, 2011

Creams My Corn

When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)

Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn

by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019

creams my corn

You enjoy something so much that you feel like you could jizz your pants.

*watches a satisfactory video*
You: Uhh, that really creams my corn!

by evan-essence January 29, 2018

whatever creams your corn

another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...

Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."

by urbaniam August 25, 2011

corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 16, 2018