Jon squirted his man cream right into Lisa's eye
by Jamaulia April 27, 2006
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Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.
Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.
by Obey December 15, 2007
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If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt
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Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it
“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
by muskaqueer69 June 3, 2023
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