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A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."
by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009
11 Words related to Cream Cheese Sandwich
When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.
by kmeek1 September 04, 2008

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