May 21, 2011
Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.
by 4th315t May 22, 2011
Top Definition
The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.
After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.
by nme007 May 21, 2011
Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.
Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.
by Dragen May 23, 2011
Clothes designed by a wanna-be. i.e, Lil' Kim, Tina Knowles, Nelly. sounds like - Couture
"She must have bought that crapture outfit down at the Crenshaw Swap Meet?"
by JeffreyAllen February 02, 2006
n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.
"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."
by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016
An event seemingly marking the end of times that occurs during an act of extreme defecation.
If Gerald could only see what I'm doing to his toilet, he'd think the Crapture is upon us.
by TurnipSoup_Parker March 07, 2016
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