Crapmaggot 

Someone or something annoying, useless or irritating.

He's being a real crapmaggot today.

Crapmaggot by Mrs Trellis of North Wales April 6, 2009

Crackmaggot 

Little whispy bits of 'rolled' toilet tissue, generally found around the front and rear of female genitalia. Occasionally they can be found on male anus areas, poor or rushed hygiene and excessive sweating can make this worse.
Resembles smaller and thinner than white rice grains, and becomes more like fried rice/brown rice, closer to the anus.

Crackmaggot

Crackmaggot by The Dirkster February 26, 2011