Crapa 

Pronounced: kraa-pah

A crapa can be defined as a tacky girl or woman between ages of 16 to approx. 65.
In ancient times the word crapa would refer to a mountain goat. Nowadays it is used to depict a lady with a lack of class and terrible style.
Crapa must haves : a Michael kors purse, ugg boots, a mackage jacket, ombré hair, leggings, shellac nails, a fake tan, etc.
Should you possess three or more items in the above list, you are a crapa.

"OMG Jess, look at that crapa she's all over my boyfriend! Ima go pull that bitches ombré extensions out!!!"
Or
"Guys did you see that crapa at the bar with the leopard mini dress?"
Or
"Damn it, I used too much tanning lotion when I went to bronzage and now I look like a massive crapa!"

Crapa by Mountain goat September 3, 2013

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Peter Capaldi 

The 12th incarnation of the Doctor, a timelord from Gallifrey that was created for the television series Doctor Who. When he regenerated (got a new body as a way of cheating death) from the 11th doctor, he exclaimed, "KIDNEYS! I don't like the color."

"Who's that guy over there?"

"That's Peter Capaldi, the newest incarnation of the Doctor."

Peter Capaldi by timelordinslytherin May 3, 2014

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

crapaflapnasti 

adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks. (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.

I don't eat fish sticks. They're crapaflapnasti.

crapaflapnasti by to blave November 18, 2014