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The name Crannis derives from the French, originally containing a solely aristocratic meaning, it is now the meaning of something completely different. To Crannis someone is to flip them the bird slowely, usually while incredibly intoxicated and vomiting into a plastic bin.

Also the name of a generally cool guy.
Rachel flipped Alex the Crannis when he asked if she was coming out.

Person 1: Have you seen that Crannis around?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an outstanding member of our society. When I grow up, I wanna be just like Crannis!
Crannis by Crannins December 7, 2011
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kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Crannied 

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.
Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"
Crannied by CraigO November 13, 2012

cannister 

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory
I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat
cannister by ricky May 13, 2005
A very intelligent girl, especially in math. Tends to be soft-spoken and a good athlete. Very kind and nice to everybody :)
"Have you met that girl? She is such a Cannise!"
Cannise by mrt234 September 24, 2011

cannister 

to refer to somebodys head
look bill ive gotta go someboy's just done me little brother round the cannister with a cricket bat
(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.
Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."
Cranning by Behmdawg June 24, 2023