Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008
Get the Crank that Darth Vadermug.