by Lenny734 April 3, 2009
My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.
It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.
I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.
It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.
I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.
by YTL2000 May 20, 2009
Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.
by DeanCleversupid December 30, 2010
1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.
2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.
2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.
by Pariahzero June 1, 2009
by Barry Walters April 22, 2011
Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.
Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.
by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010