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A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!
by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006
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A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.
That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.
by driz January 27, 2005
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