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A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys
Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker
by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010
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Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on
Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.
by Cracker Jacker January 06, 2006
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A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
by afilthyrwner September 02, 2009
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wow crackerjacker is awesome.
by the illusionist September 23, 2003
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Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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A person who only goes for white people.
I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.
by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017
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Man look at that freaking Cracker Jacker over there
by BBBBBDDD April 20, 2005
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